what do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public
a private tooter
Whoa there. I’m not sure if this is real or not. But fucking whoa there.
It’s a special WE-dnesday for me! My wife gave birth to our son, Jack, this past Monday. I’m on his birth certificate as his father and no one ever questioned who I was. I even got the complimentary “dad’s meal” and all the nurses called me “Daddy.” It was amazing to finally be recognized for the role that I was born to play. I’m so happy to share Jack’s birth with the FTM community.
I feel like this accurately describes my entire life
i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice
girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their shirts if their boobs itch
i mean guys can rearrange themselves in public
i’d like to itch my boobs and not get stared at thank you
obama fix this